Most sources date Shusha's establishment to the 1750s by Panah Ali Khan, founder of the Karabakh Khanate, coinciding with the foundation of the fortress of Shusha. Situated at an altitude of 1,400–1,800 metres (4,600–5,900 ft) in the Karabakh mountains, the city was a mountain resort in the Soviet era. It's time for your last stand.Shusha ( Azerbaijani: Şuşa, (listen)) or Shushi ( Armenian: Շուշի) is a city in Azerbaijan, in the disputed region of Nagorno-Karabakh. You pry yourself off of the couch and stand assertively in front of your group of friends. Not even Jesus knows what would happen if you played along with another fantasy game right now. You've experienced more than enough insanity for the foreseeable future. You're not letting these guys put you through any more bullshit. "Who's up for a game of Aliens and Nazi Zombies?" "Yeah, we need to actually do something," Craig adds. That would be ridiculous.Ĭartman suddenly stands and breaks the Canadian trance. Or moving a character into a hot dog and giving them fake tits. You're glad the show has stayed true to itself over the years and hasn't incorporated weird twists into the plot, like changing a character's name and gaslighting the audience into believing it was spelled that way the whole time. That makes a lot of sense.Īs the day draws into the evening, you lose yourself in the formulaic fart humor of Terrance and Phillip. "It is kinda shitty that my aunt called off the wedding when she found out her fiancé only came to South Park to get weed from your dad," Kyle agrees.Īh, so that's why the wedding ended so abruptly. Burning down the farm would probably alter the future or something.
You can only imagine the catastrophe that would cause. Sometimes I wish I could just burn down the farm and destroy all his weed." Stan pipes in with a very goth-esque comment. You feel like you could melt into the Broflovskis' couch.Įventually, the typical chatter among the boys turns to the wedding disaster. Stuffing your face with junk food and marathoning Terrance and Phillip after gaming provides even more respite for you. Everything is actually wrapping up nicely, somehow. It would seem your mission with Nichole was successful. He's been absorbed in his phone all day, constantly smiling down at the screen. You've noticed today that Token hasn't participated in the game. You hope this will just be a minor observation, and nothing catastrophic will come of it later. He definitely should have been there, considering the wedding was a Broflovski family event. You did notice one strange thing yesterday: an astute lack of Kyle's cousin Kyle. A day of nothing but video games is just what you need after yesterday's shit show. You feel much more alive now that you've had the good night's sleep you were able to attain after wrangling gnomes with Butters. Nonetheless, you still feel a pang of disappointment at the loss of the opportunity to hang out in that sweet gaming room.
I didn't really want all that stuff if it came from drug money, anyway," Kyle replies with a nonchalant shrug. "Sorry about your tree house, dude," Stan says, ever the empathetic best friend. Stan and Kyle take the controllers and replace you and Cartman on the floor. "Aw, bro, come on," Cartman whines after you beat him. You're sure it would have been much more fun playing games in Kyle's tree house, but that's out of the question now, at least for the time being. First-person shooters have never really been your thing, but you're determined to defeat Cartman once and for all, now that he's sitting right next to you. You grip the XBox controller in your hands tightly. The sun beams in through the Broflovskis' living room window. Part 1 of New Kid Saves The Day Again Next Work → Stats: Published: Completed: Words: 10,043 Chapters: 16/16 Comments: 19 Kudos: 102 Bookmarks: 9 Hits: 2,594
#SOUTH PARK SHUSH PROFESSIONAL#
i went to college and majored in professional writing for this.the chapter titles are like side quest names.the wedding itself isn't really important to the story though.it's meant to play out like a third game.
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